"My heart giggled and it made my throat tickle, then Boom - I got a cold!"
"Why have I got crumbs up my nose?" (At least it was more polite than saying bogeys!)
"When you do this" *breathes in through nose* "it sounds all snifftly!"
Plus he keeps running up to me lovingly, then wiping his nose on my leg! Oh the joys of these back to school germs!
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"She's called Mrs.Dyer. But she's not dead. She's actually alive!"
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Ella was chatting to Freddy about his future and a few gems were said!
Ella: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Freddy: A man called Dave.
Ella: What job do you want to do?
Freddy: I want to kill spiders.
Being called Dave is something that is playing on his mind. He later told me:
"I'm changing my name to Dave next weekend so next weekend call me Dave!"
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"Ella has got bigger boobs than mummy."
He is not wrong, my B cups cannot compete with Ella's D cups!
Daddy picked Freddy up from school one day this week, and he made a nice observation about his dad's car:
"Your car stinks like rotten sweets and barbecues! You should clean it"
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Freddy still has very little interest in learning to read and how ever hard I try, he will not co-operate with reading his school books. Every word I try to sound out with him is apparently pronounced: "B-U-M" or "F-A-R-T"! I pray to god he doesn't say this when reading with his teacher!
The last one got me giggling!! Im so looking forward to this stage ..
ReplyDeletehaha I love Freddy...I mean Dave! He sounds like loads of fun! Good luck with the reading! x
ReplyDeleteFreds is a cracker. I feel terrible I did not get to do Said it Saturday on Saturday. Normal service will resume this week I promise.
ReplyDeleteLiska x
And the previous Saturday I was at a wedding in Ireland. I should have made plans for while I was away, but getting packed and organised was all such a rush xx
ReplyDeleteI really look forward to reading Freddy;s latest comments. He is so funny with some of the things he says - I particularly laughed when I read that Freddy wants to be called Dave when he grows up. Also the car stinks like rotten sweets and barbecues was a funny thing to say. No wonder there is never a dull moment in your house.
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