"My heart giggled and it made my throat tickle, then Boom - I got a cold!"
"Why have I got crumbs up my nose?" (At least it was more polite than saying bogeys!)
"When you do this" *breathes in through nose* "it sounds all snifftly!"
Plus he keeps running up to me lovingly, then wiping his nose on my leg! Oh the joys of these back to school germs!
"She's called Mrs.Dyer. But she's not dead. She's actually alive!"
Ella was chatting to Freddy about his future and a few gems were said!
Ella: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Freddy: A man called Dave.
Ella: What job do you want to do?
Freddy: I want to kill spiders.
Being called Dave is something that is playing on his mind. He later told me:
"I'm changing my name to Dave next weekend so next weekend call me Dave!"
"Ella has got bigger boobs than mummy."
He is not wrong, my B cups cannot compete with Ella's D cups!
Daddy picked Freddy up from school one day this week, and he made a nice observation about his dad's car:
"Your car stinks like rotten sweets and barbecues! You should clean it"
Freddy still has very little interest in learning to read and how ever hard I try, he will not co-operate with reading his school books. Every word I try to sound out with him is apparently pronounced: "B-U-M" or "F-A-R-T"! I pray to god he doesn't say this when reading with his teacher!