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Sunday, 17 April 2011

Listography...5 Things I Want Said At My Funeral

Kate's going for a bit of a macabre theme this week with her Listography...but being one to never back down from a challenge, I'm embracing my dark side and playing along!

So here are the five things I want to be said when I eventually leave this mortal coil!  It'll certainly put the Fun into Funeral!!

1: My God!  She was how old??!!

2: Do you know that she had worked her way through her entire laminated list and her husband still adored her?

3: Are all these great grandchildren her's?  She was one prolific breeder!

4: They buried her with her favourite things...her telekinetically controlled mind orb computer, her 2074 diary, her PlayStation 28 with Call of Duty 76, photos of her laminated list lovers and the keys to her Flying Ferrari.

5: Now they can reanimate and rejuvenate the dead, her resurrection party will be held next week!  See you there!

Link your list up at Kate Takes 5 and see the other offerings!

16 comments:

  1. Wonderful list, but wait! - don't bury the telekinetically controlled mind orb computer and the flying ferrari!!! You will need them back when you are rejuvenated, or failing that...can I have them?
    ~M

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  2. Chuckling at you working through your laminated list :-)

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  3. A deliciously blush-worthy list!

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  4. Brilliant! Congratulation on a life well lived!

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  5. ha ha V.funny! esp the laminated list bit! x

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  6. Oh now I've really got to put on my thinking cap! Well done!

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  7. That's hilarious, very well thought out! Especially the last one.

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  8. I don't find this macabre at all... it's actually really funny and inspirational. I just might have a go at this myself. x

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  9. ha ha great list, I love the laminated list part!
    x

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  10. Hehe, funny list. I seriously hope there isn't a COD 76 though or my status of COD widow might become real and self-caused!!!!!!!! :) x

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  11. I know what I would say...."She was the GREATEST most FABOULUS women in the whole world I love you so much Muma!"

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  12. When I first read your comment - 5 things I want said at my funeral I thought Oh! No! - but having read your list it was quite ingenious and yes a little bit amusing. Well done for yest another brilliant blog.

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  13. wow thats one imagination. I couldn't let them bury you with all that fab stuff. :-)

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  14. Fantastic!! I'll have a flying ferrari too, thanks.

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  15. Ahahaha :) tho not sure about the zombie-esque undertones... bit creepy for me *shudder*

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